FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
(Source: rect, via parkingstrange)
"your lips look so chapped"
no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today
i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies
(Source: ernbarassing, via sadnostalgia)